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DEDICATE A VIRTUAL PEW Although it can be very holy to stand up or kneel on the floor in a place of worship, it’s nice to sit down especially if you’re tired or a bit old. As long as you don’t fall asleep, we sincerely believe that it’s best to be comfortable in your spiritual practices. This means that there must be Virtual Pews in the Church of the Electric Monkey. The nice thing about a pew is that you can have your name on a small plaque, to show your generosity. Or we can put someone else’s name if you would prefer, as a present or dedication. This would be a particularly respectful gift, and is guaranteed to be novel. The pew will be installed on a special page in our website, so you can visit it any time you want. Once you have made your donation, please let us know whose name you would like to see on your pew, and it will appear almost miraculously on the plaque which you can see waiting for a nice person’s name. Thank you, you are a wise and generous person! | ||||||||||
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