Church of the Electric Monkey
VIRTUAL ORACLE OF THE ELECTRIC MONKEY
The Virtual Oracle of the Electric Monkey channels arcane secret Wisdom to give you an answer to your question, about life! The Oracle sees the Past, the Future, and of course the Present, in many unusual ways.
The message may seem full of mystery, but if you ask a true question from your heart and soul, you will gain wisdom and understanding from the words of the Oracle.
Wisdom is a highly valued thing, and we must of course ask for a donation to the Virtual Oracle. The source of this wisdom has been carefully nurtured through years of questing and contemplation.
When you make your offering, please consider carefully what the answer is worth to you. Although we are generous and giving people, the amount you offer tells us the value you have placed on the answer. Please show respect for the wisdom of the the Oracle, and it will help you nicely!
Thank you, the Oracle will provide your answer soon!